“What was the happiest moment of your life?”
“I don’t think I have one yet but it’s probably coming up and it’s going to be a surprise.”… that is the most beautiful thing I read in my lifetime
😭😭😭
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starbucks barista: ive got a caffe mocha for… “russian spy”?
everybody: [remains seated and eyes each other suspiciously]
barista [throwing his CIA badge at the floor in defeat]: dammit i thought for sure that would work
Memes that are funny in 2018 and 1958
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By the time I actually experience mutual love/romance it’s going to send me into shock and fucking kill me
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